Branden

stormnarf @ 2008-04-02T01:06:00

2008-04-02T08:09:38Z

Prepare for unforeseen consequences

stormnarf @ 2007-12-23T12:32:00

2007-12-23T20:32:54Z

Can we get the chemicals in
Cause anything's better than this
Mix it up with vicadin
Cause anything's better than this
Little cuts on your wrist,
To try and get back the feeling
And no real friendships exists
That would be an understatement

I keep bad company
I'm in trouble
Keep saying this will end
Lining em up again
You know I'll never change

Can we get the chemicals in
Old english is making me manic
I go to SuicideGirls again
To check on anything I missed
The stitches don't even begin
To even stop up the bleeding
Can we get the chemicals in
Cause anything's better than this

The city is dying
(at least to me)
The city is dead now
(my kingdom for a friend)
Are you even trying
(to find some peace)
Don't need a reason
(I get some living in)

stormnarf @ 2007-08-14T21:40:00

2007-08-15T04:40:27Z

One down and 3.6 to go.

stormnarf @ 2007-08-07T14:14:00

2007-08-07T21:15:04Z

You're fighting The Trouser Snake

This is the Trouser Snake, so named because it resembles a snake wearing
pants. Pants with only one leg. So basically it just resembles a snake.

You get the jump on it.

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<select ... ><option ... >(select a skill)</option><option ... >CLEESH (10 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Spectral Snapper (20 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Headbutt (3 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Kneebutt (4 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Shieldbutt (5 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Head + Knee Combo (8 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Head + Shield Combo (9 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Knee + Shield Combo (10 Muscularity Points)</option><option ... >Head + Knee + Shield Combo (13 Muscularity Points)</option></select> <input ... >

stormnarf @ 2007-05-28T10:12:00

2007-05-28T17:12:46Z

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap070528.html

stormnarf @ 2007-05-15T19:55:00

2007-05-16T02:55:31Z

stormnarf @ 2007-05-02T15:46:00

2007-05-02T22:46:38Z

-April 20th - Hot Fuzz
May 11 - 28 Weeks Later
May 18th - The Wendell Baker Story (Frat Pack)
May 25th- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
June 27th - Live Free or Die Hard
July 4th - Transformers
July 13th - Harry Potter 5
July 13th - 1408
July 20th - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
August 3rd - The Bourne Ultimatum
August 10th - Rush Hour 3
August 17th - The Invasion
August 17th - Superbad
September 14th - Balls of Fury
?? - Diaries of the dead

epic.

stormnarf @ 2007-04-29T21:27:00

2007-04-30T04:27:28Z

stormnarf @ 2007-04-20T14:25:00

2007-04-20T21:25:13Z

stormnarf @ 2007-03-30T21:04:00

2007-03-31T04:04:34Z

1. 2010: The Year We Make Contact
2. Howl's Moving Castle
3. The Andromeda Strain
4. Event Horizon
5. Jason and the Argonauts
6. Lucky Number Slevin
7. Rashoman
8. Kingdom of Heaven
9. Stranger than Fiction
10. The 300 Spartans

Ben wins at 5.

stormnarf @ 2007-03-23T22:05:00

2007-03-24T05:05:53Z

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stormnarf @ 2007-01-13T23:05:00

2007-01-14T07:05:51Z

stormnarf @ 2007-01-03T23:36:00

2007-01-04T07:36:09Z

stormnarf @ 2006-12-25T14:23:00

2006-12-25T22:23:51Z

this sucks, i feel gross. threw up twice this morning and my jaw is locked up, ouch.

Wiiiiiii

2006-12-23T06:57:11Z

Hey there, Im typing this post from the browser on my Nintendo Wii. Pretty cool browser on this console.

stormnarf @ 2006-12-19T15:18:00

2006-12-19T23:18:18Z

Friday morning I get to have my third molars removed, sweet. Kinda, except not.

stormnarf @ 2006-11-24T21:35:00

2006-11-25T05:35:33Z

Terrible day, I'm always the person who's on the outside looking in and I don't know if that will ever change. I'm miserable with this, I'm just always that other guy.
Somebody threw something and broke the windshield on my dad's car while I was driving it for the day, stuff like this always happens. 3rd wheel is also bad and I hate the situation i'm in. I can't remember a time where these things have gone my way.

stormnarf @ 2006-10-13T23:16:00

2006-10-14T06:16:14Z

"Even so, Betelgeuse would brighten at least 10,000 times as a supernova, causing it to shine with the luminosity of a crescent Moon. Some sources predict a maximum apparent magnitude equal to about that of the full Moon (mv = -12.5). This would likely last for several months. It would look like a brilliant point, the brightness of a full Moon with the color of an incandescent bulb at night, and easily visible in daylight. After that period it would gradually diminish until after some months or years it would disappear from naked eye view. Then Orion's left shoulder would vanish for a time until, in a few centuries, a splendid nebula would develop. However, if Betelgeuse's axis (one of its poles) is pointed towards Earth there would be tangible effects here. A shower of gamma rays and other cosmic particles would be directed at Earth. There would be spectacular aurorae and possibly a measurable diminution of the ozone layer with consequent adverse radiation effects on life. In such an orientation towards the solar system it would also appear many times brighter than if its axis were pointed away."

I really wish this would happen in my lifetime, it would be so awesome to see this. Just learned about most of this stuff in Astronomy the past week.

stormnarf @ 2006-09-27T19:29:00

2006-09-28T02:29:05Z

stormnarf @ 2006-09-04T01:33:00

2006-09-04T08:33:20Z

stormnarf @ 2006-08-31T11:05:00

2006-08-31T18:05:20Z

stormnarf @ 2006-08-23T22:06:00

2006-08-24T05:06:15Z

Telescope antics.

stormnarf @ 2006-08-23T17:59:00

2006-08-24T00:59:11Z

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7437979581910751050&q=greek

Haha. Awesome.

stormnarf @ 2006-08-16T18:33:00

2006-08-17T01:33:12Z

http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html

stormnarf @ 2006-08-16T11:36:00

2006-08-16T18:36:47Z